"Eat Something Not Someone" T-Shirt

This classic cotton tee carries a quiet, provocative message that sits low and understated on the chest: a gently distressed slogan that invites a second look and a thoughtful reaction. The softened print and muted tones give the shirt a lived-in, diary-entry mood—like something you slip on when you want your outfit to speak in whispers rather than shouts. It pairs easily with worn denim, layered jackets, or an oversized cardigan for nights when conversation matters more than appearance. Wear it to small gatherings, late-night walks, protests, or coffee shop conversations where the phrase can open up space for honest exchange.

Lightweight but durable, the tee keeps its shape through repeated wear and wash. The flattering crew neckline and relaxed silhouette make it comfortable for daily life, while the tear-away label keeps irritation away. Thoughtful production details—ethical cotton sourcing and OEKO-TEX certification—mean the shirt fits both your style and your values.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork ensures crisp, detailed design
- Tear-away label for scratch-free wear; classic relaxed fit with crew neckline
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat